March 2012
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wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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soldmysoulforrockandgrohl: lose a friend on facebook: lose a follower on tumblr: ponder why wonder if your blog really does suck the bitter hate stage come to terms with what has happened then realize the person that has unfollowed you is your favourite blog
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My fave part
Danny: [on the phone] I'd love to see you... and your whispering eye. Alright. Bye.
[to Augie]
Danny: Whispering eye?
Augie Farks: It means vagina.
[laughing]
Augie Farks: It means vagina.
Danny: Classy move, man.
Augie Farks: It means vagina.
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Wheeler: [Kiss's "Love Gun" plays on the stereo] You see, Ronnie, his *dick* is the gun!
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alllmylife: kurdttrollbain: living-with-eyes-closed: jakeeman: buttduchess: never gets old where do all these funny videos that I have been missing out on come from LOL sloths are like the cute, creepy old things of the animal kingdom cerying My face is hurting from smiling  
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I HUG  YOU ALL   For whatever reason you need a hug for i hope in some strange odd way this cheered you up 
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Do you need a hug ?
do you …. do you really 
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kristnovoselicsbaldspot: I’M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT SO SEXY IT HURTS 
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Listenalllmylife: i-love-it-but-i-hate-the-taste: ...
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I can’t sleep ….. so the only logical thing to do is watch a Paul Rudd movie  I’m thinking Role Models 
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Cross off the things you’ve done →
Graduated high school. Kissed someone. Collected something really stupid. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night.  Gone long periods of time without sleep.  Lied to someone. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a...
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Those song that it doesn’t matter where you are but when you hear it  you are home .  Those are the best kind of songs .
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February 2012
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 mrrightandmrbubble said: UGH, I know that feeling, every time I do my nails it looks like they were done by a six-year-old who still can’t colour between the lines!  it’s like you could go to a salon but that would require spending money  so six year old quality type  nails forever 
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Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
whispertoariot: adamz3r0: autumnaleyes: OH MY GOD PLEASE ^ What she said. i dunno, let’s see preparing for racism
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i was doing my nails and i keep having to redo the thumb on my left hand  i have already redone it 7 times …..  Just Cooperate Nail Geez is  that too much to ask for ?
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wrenched: 4ierykzncjxlhkbtgdx karma bitches
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